There is a mystery man that works on my floor. He is NOT at all attractive. But there is "something" there and i always feel awkward in the elevator wtih him for some reason... like either a. he is holding in fart or b. we've had sex and i just don't remember him...or hes had sex with me in his sleep - "in your dreams sucker!"...its probably neither. But we've never said a word to each other. He just "dude with spiky hair."
I had to pee real bad (like emergency style bad) the other day - held it too long, don't know what that means about a person but it is a weird kind of laziness. Since by not getting up and peeing you are sort of punishing yourself with discomfort. BUT the payoff is better. Peeing after having held it way to long feels oh so good...maybe thats why? not sure.... ANY way i RAN out of my office and across the hallway our offices share. And suddenly there was spiky hair guy...and he decided, at this very inconvenient time to talk to me FOR THE FIRST TIME...
"um - hi... I see you around a lot...I'm (and i honestly cant remember his name cuz i was just thinking..."don't pee your pants don't pee your pants. wups that was a little pee...try to keep the rest in...don't pee your pants.) Whats your name?"
and i said....
I am...um I'm.....I'M GOING TO PEE MY PANTS!
and went to the bathroom.
now the elevator rides are going to be a bit more awkward - or not they might just be regular akward cuz they were already strangely loaded for no reason. At least now we have a reason.
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